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This week's edition is brought to you by the letter 'S.'

S is for Schadenfreude - I was feeling it during this weekend's NFL playoff action. Big time. First on the plate were the Dallas Cowboys, with their crazy owner and comical quarterback/coach combination. I must admit that I was nervous that the Cowboys were going to live up to all of their big talk and put a hurting on the Vikings, who aside from brutalizing my Giants hadn't had a convincing performance in about a month. Many of the professional prognosticators called the game "a 50-50 coinflip," and I sure as hell didn't want Tony Romo's goofy-ass face coming up heads. Fuck that guy. Luckily for me, though, the Vikings put it ON the Cowboys, demolishing them 34-3. Score one for the Dallas-haters. The next matchup looked even less promising, with the Jets taking on the Marmalard-powered Chargers. Surely, the Dislexy Rexy coached Jets would fall to the mighty SuperChargers, right? WRONG! I was treated to another delicious serving of schadenfreude when Norval onside-kicked his team's playoff chances over to the Jets. Nate Kaeding also played his part too, reliving his delicious fail of 2005... times 3! How WONDERFUL!

S is for Scott Brown - Massachusetts' newest Senator! Yay! We are now liberated from Obamacare, socialism, et al. forever and ever. Way to go Massholes!

S is for Sadness? - See above.

S is for Stuck - as in stuck between that place where you don't know whether to laugh or cry. I really wish our government weren't so dysfunctional as to let 41 members of a deliberative body block the will of 59, but that being the case, the results in Massachusetts tonight are disappointing (crying). The ineptitude of the Democrats since November 2008 has been almost comical (laughing). Notice S is not for Surprise in this case. After recent polls showed Brown surging, the writing was pretty much on the wall for Coakley. What is it with Democrats putting up doo doo butter candidates to lose hold of offices? Last November, I thought the lesson was learned with Virginia getting this ascot-wearing douche as its Governor. The Democratic Party has proven itself to be FECKLESS in the senate, so I am not shocked that they managed to lose this seat and imperil meaningful healthcare reform.

The picture above is like the 5th Google images result for "fecklessness." I am not one to argue with Google, so I kept Gin Lane in here. Maybe thats a vision into America's new, terrible future

S is for Soccer news - in three acts: Madrid lose to Athletic Bilbao (ugh), Clint Dempsey injures knee (double ugh), and DC United sign Danny Allsopp (wt ugh). Maybe S is for SHITTY Soccer news? Hopefully relief from ugh will come next week.